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If God were a Man we'd have four livers. What the hell is a gallbladder, spleen, and appendix? Just proof that God is a Woman. When She built a human She looked and said, "It needs something more; something to make it more aesthetic." Enter the gallbaldder, spleen, appendix, tonsils, extra lung, extra kidney, you know--knickknacks. If God were a Man, these pointless items would be removed to make space for three more livers, so that we could drink a lot more. The liver, that's a useful organ and if God were a Man, we'd efficiently have four of them and no knickknacks. Welcome. I'm Ian Coburn. Throughout the 90's, I was a hard touring standup comedian before adding writing to my dossier. In that time, crazy things happened to me, particularly with women--from having them hide in bar restrooms to avoid me to having sex on a lawn by Wrigley Field following a Cubs game and everything in between, including talking lingerie models into giving me a private fashion show of their... products. I've always wanted to tell the funny stories on stage but it's not the right medium; so, I finally got around to putting them into a book. After each story, I offer what I learned as pick-up, dating and sex advice for both genders. Of course, I also offer more proof--mostly sexual--that God is a Woman. There's also a fair amount of celebrities involved in these stories. Last year I finally got Internet access at home (no shit, I'm way behind), I'm learning how to build web pages, and I decided to put up a handful of the stories. Enjoy! (For my other projects, comedy appearances, etc, check "Sister Sites" and "Ian's Site.") |
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